Some of Carly's favorite grammatically funny church announcements*:1. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and the deterioration of some older ones.
2. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice!
3. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in church hall. Music to follow.
4. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward before the service and lay an egg on the altar.
;-)
*from the book, "A Laugh a Day" from Hallmark Books
I was actually at the service where Mr. Lewis did this - revival broke out!
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